Humour In Uniform
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The British Military writes EPRs which are officer fitness reports.
The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206s"....
-His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
-I would not breed from this Officer.
-This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be.
-When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
-He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
-He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
-Technically sound, but socially impossible.
-This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.
-This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
-When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.
-Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
-She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
-He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
-This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.
-In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet.
-This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
-The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.
-Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206s"....
-His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
-I would not breed from this Officer.
-This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be.
-When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
-He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
-He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
-Technically sound, but socially impossible.
-This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.
-This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
-When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.
-Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
-She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
-He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
-This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.
-In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet.
-This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
-The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.
-Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
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Canadian Army NCO rules:
1. Curse bitterly when receiving warning orders.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Curse bitterly.
5. Do not listen to the officers, they can get you killed.
6. Curse bitterly.
1. Curse bitterly when receiving warning orders.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Curse bitterly.
5. Do not listen to the officers, they can get you killed.
6. Curse bitterly.
Last edited by Bruce72 on Wed 12 Dec 2018, 20:35; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : fixed lingo)
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As I headed into a liquor store, a colonel came out carrying two bags. I snapped to attention and saluted. The colonel responded in kind. The result: the soul-crunching sound of both bags crashing to the sidewalk. As liquor seeped into the gutter, he choked out, “Don’t ever salute me again!”
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“Halt!” shouted our drill
instructor. He had noticed that, for the umpteenth time, a recruit kept going to his right on a left command. Our instructor approached the
directionally challenged recruit
and stomped on his left foot. “Now,” he said, “when I say ‘left,’ it’s the
one that hurts.”
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