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ok Rex your an ass, never thought that funny jokes would be posted on CSAT so here i am reading this in church and I begin laughing out loud, would have been ok as our church is usually empty but not this time oh hell no its full. Don't judge me me troops I was actually checking my box scores but had csat on the start up, yeah who goes to church to read box scores, an English guy listening to a French service that's who lol

Hey Steve , RR

well , if you live in Petawawa , you could be waiting for a while there's another storm headed your way 10 - 20 cm of snow , you're not outta da' woods yet by'e ...................

i hope you get to drop your line soon though , it's great therapy .......

Fly Fishing for Atlantic Salmon & Sea Trout , is my favorite past time , Best therapy going for PTSD ....

For Country
Retired Army Master Sniper
Dave Fitzpatrick

Davey my boy how the hell are bouy things is great waiting for the last under slab of ice to be gone then its fishing time should be waterbound this weekend. Them trout is looking fine

Good morning ex 2 commando ,

no worries , it rolled right off , & back into the pond , we're here to help each other & will continue to do so , i share my close comrade's comments from Steve , RobbieRoyal , in Battle , mistakes are made , so long as we learn from them , & later correct them to treat others as we expect to be treated , i too have made mistakes in my past , no one is perfect .........................................................
let's just keep moving fwd. & help to find the thousands still unaccounted for in this Lawsuit .

Good morning Steve ,RR

For Country
Retired Army Master Sniper
Dave Fitzpatrick
family of .......7.......still waiting for that check.....................

Being a guy that has made my fair share of mistakes EX 2 CDO you have made the mistakes on a playing field that allows us all to make them. This is not a BATTLE FIELD therefore my AIRBORNE brother your apology is more than accepted, I will inform my long barreled brother and all I can say Ex 2 Commando your a stand up soldier, and hell we all crash and burn from time to time and remember we are all here to make the winds calmer and give you that "Winds Zero" effect, Gentle Winds Soft Landings, airborne

DeeCee it may be a little to late, if that the way he feels or anyone else I will accept... as long has master sniper knows how I feel about him being a great person with big heart. that moment in time if I could take back it would be gone... I know what stand up is and he reflex all of it . that goes to many other regulars that posted info and helped others because they care... to many to name but you know who you are.. SW RR NT BX EP GD RS DE RN TN DD OR PP CE PT LE

I takes a lot to come out and apologize. Good on you Ex 2 Comando! A little late but nuntheless, a well thought out appoligy.

3 and half weeks ago I made a statement to you that I called you ungreatfull pig and I hated you and your little friends on here, very sorry and its been bothering me . far from it , I was drunk and stupid , you have 7 kids and I think they are very lucky to have a father like you! over the last year you have gone out of your way to help and I am one of these persons you have helped... I am saying sorry because you deserve one... it wasn't very nice... many things caused me to behave in such harsh words... it could've been anyone receiving it . very sorry stand up guy it was you...anyone else remember that statement please accept my apology also..... the regulars on here posting are wonderfull people who genuinely try to help and want you to know I acknowledge.... mr apology ex 2 commando

THanks Big did a lot of good, but it all sound very plosible in todays law.

Thanks for that BigRex...some people are just wasting oxygen! Too funny. Take care.
Sapper

Im still laughing....Big Rex just what I need today!!!!!!!

Bigrex, that was sure good for a laugh....... thanks made our afternoon, to have a great chuckle.

Bigrex, I could not keep a straight face, I would be escorted out for Laughing.

A few Darwinian award candidates.

My wife sent this to me and I thought that we could get a kick over this here.

Memories Are Made Of This

Go to the bathroom and get the tissues ready, hold your tummy ....your going to laugh yourself silly ..... LOL
WTF??? HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES????
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.