A few lines for fun, or not SISP Related
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Re: A few lines for fun, or not SISP Related
is it not ironic
how you hate something so much you have to research the word sardonic
you keep me going Sapper lol good one buddy
how you hate something so much you have to research the word sardonic
you keep me going Sapper lol good one buddy
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Re: A few lines for fun, or not SISP Related
oh me nervess bye lol
Last edited by RobbieRoyal on Wed 14 Jan 2015, 09:36; edited 1 time in total
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Re: A few lines for fun, or not SISP Related
Oh Robbie our friend platonic,
His wit most would say is Sardonic,
Though he fell from the sky,
He is a fairly sane guy...
Except when the Firm pinched his wallet!!
Sap
His wit most would say is Sardonic,
Though he fell from the sky,
He is a fairly sane guy...
Except when the Firm pinched his wallet!!
Sap
Last edited by Sapper Zodiak on Tue 13 Jan 2015, 13:42; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : grammar)
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Re: A few lines for fun, or not SISP Related
Distain moi oh sure you jest Sapper Zodiak lol, thanks troops just here to make you smile or get pissed off lol
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Re: A few lines for fun, or not SISP Related
ANOTHER GOOD ONE RR
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Re: A few lines for fun, or not SISP Related
Fantastic. Just dripping with sarcasm and disdain!! Love it.
Sap
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A few lines for fun, or not SISP Related
So here we go again
I was hoping for calmer days ahead
Intrigued by an email this is what I read
To you Sir I hope this finds you well
Please jump on the SISIP Train we have a story to sell
We offer you a service one we guarantee
Please read between the lines as nothing is ever free
Understand that the choice is absolutely yours
Your voice albeit fine is best suited behind close doors
All you have to do is sign away your life
Seriously that pain you will feel is slicker than a knife
All joking aside my firm wishes you well
It is not our fault we intend to tax your sorry ass to hell
We intend to take your story to the highest court
Don’t worry you will find it in our first report
All our lines of communication open for all to inquire
After all your financial welfare is our deepest desire
Feel free to contact the Lead Plaintiff his voice well refined
Do not google him his character is less defined
Better yet call me personally that I guarantee
I just bill it as scheduled time spent between you and me
While we the Firm get answers to your plight
Regard your pocketbooks they will overflow from our fight
On second though do not worry lets go smell the roses
Look what we found veterans (ching ching) stolen from under your noses
So understand this process albeit a lengthy one
Will be finalized when the last payment received is done
So now you have the story that much we understand
As we must take as much from you as we humanly can
So relax and take off the February chill
Your victory is our victory here’s your final bill.
PS we forgot to tell you this is far from done
The COLA situation was thrown in just for fun.
I was hoping for calmer days ahead
Intrigued by an email this is what I read
To you Sir I hope this finds you well
Please jump on the SISIP Train we have a story to sell
We offer you a service one we guarantee
Please read between the lines as nothing is ever free
Understand that the choice is absolutely yours
Your voice albeit fine is best suited behind close doors
All you have to do is sign away your life
Seriously that pain you will feel is slicker than a knife
All joking aside my firm wishes you well
It is not our fault we intend to tax your sorry ass to hell
We intend to take your story to the highest court
Don’t worry you will find it in our first report
All our lines of communication open for all to inquire
After all your financial welfare is our deepest desire
Feel free to contact the Lead Plaintiff his voice well refined
Do not google him his character is less defined
Better yet call me personally that I guarantee
I just bill it as scheduled time spent between you and me
While we the Firm get answers to your plight
Regard your pocketbooks they will overflow from our fight
On second though do not worry lets go smell the roses
Look what we found veterans (ching ching) stolen from under your noses
So understand this process albeit a lengthy one
Will be finalized when the last payment received is done
So now you have the story that much we understand
As we must take as much from you as we humanly can
So relax and take off the February chill
Your victory is our victory here’s your final bill.
PS we forgot to tell you this is far from done
The COLA situation was thrown in just for fun.
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